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[Almonds Come From Pigs]

finally get to see a JYA cartoon after sooo long

It's funny but super gross at the same time. Expected nothing less from JYA. Oh yeah and i was about to eat almonds until i saw this cartoon. Now i am throwing then all away! :)

JunkYardAnimations responds:

what a waste of almonds!!! they're good for u

[N. Korea Rocket Victory !]

not a bad thing

It could do with more animations instead of just a loop of animation. The music is very catchy and i liked it.

[Harry Potter - Yule Ball]

decent flash

the flash is decent enough and the ending is epic! but i have to admit the drawing seriously is crap-standard, i guess you use a mouse to draw these characters. other than that, well done. Boys will ALWAYS be boys. :)

beserker12 responds:

You're absolutely right, sadly. I do actually have a drawing tablet, but even after spending ages trying to tinker with its settings, it's horribly imprecise. So instead I just stick with my mouse :(

Still, I'm glad you enjoyed the joke behind the flash. Thank you for the review! :)

[BlownOutOfProportion:Ep3]

It's funny

It's quite a funny flash especially Mortimer's dad who can jack off to a hair-wash. and get amused by a gay rape. Lmao, I will never think of hair-wash as an innocent activity again. There are quite a lot of humorous references to real-life things like RedBull, etc. The ending is unexpected and funny. People should really watch it to the end. It's worth it. Seriously, the high school is screwed up but I wanna enroll into the school. LOL. The appearances of the crazy old dude who wants money and the woman flasher are welcomed. :) I can see you put in a lot of work for this one, looking at the number of voice-actors involved.

Question: Is Mortimer's good friend(the yellow-hair guy with big muscles) a reference to you cause you do resemble him lots.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

haha Josh, Mortimer, Brad and Danny are all based on me and my friends.. i'm more like mortimer cause im not a prick douche bag like brad... but i am strong like him :P

thanks for the review! im glad u liked it haha, now go get your hair washed its more fun than you think

[Santa's Visit]

so-so

This flash is just average imo. Some of the humor is really flat and does not even qualify a 'lame' standard for me. It's more of "WTH?" type of joke, where nobody understands, especially at the last part where Good Santa changes the present from a doll to something which you don't even elaborate. That is a mistake. The audio is really too soft and I can't even hear much, save for the woman moaning while fucking(which went way too loud).

The plot is also really inconsistent, like how Bad Santa saw the girl first and don't even kill her first. I mean, all serial deranged killers will take the chance to kill their first victim and this mad killer doesn't even take his chance and even ate crap.

However, some of your twisted humor remains and is enjoyable, especially at the storytelling part. This flash reminds me of the Bowl Of Soup plotline and has the feel of it. Nuff said' Continue making flashes, JYA, but improve as you go on.

[Memoirs of a Snowman]

touching

A very touching flash which shows how people's mind easily changes and the feeling of being abandoned is very well shown here. Only complaint is the animation looks a bit raw, a bit of 'polishing' will solve this. And a snowman that can smoke menthol cigs? Cool but SO unrealistic.Lol

CyanideBreathmint responds:

A living snowman is also unrealistic, but I think one smoking menthol cigarettes to keep cool is more believable than a regular cigarette. Thanks for the review. I'll work on polishing, I just need more free time.

[The Important Mission]

funnies flash ever

The flash is humorous and simple to understand. The sound is perfect and the quality of the animation leaves me in awe. Enough said.

[Angry Dog - Lizard Tyrant]

Great ending

Brief and unique ending to a great series with perfect voice-acting. Everything is perfect though maybe you could explain like what happened during the climax, a flash scene will suffice cause it kinda feel empty a bit. The humor is funny and the good point is it has nothing to do with cock jokes. Good old clean humor that has been wiped out by cock jokes.

"George, you erotic bastard, you tied a pig for me!" ---- XD

[Hitler - Fascist Dog]

great

It certainly deserves a 10 for the animation but i admit the drawing can be improved to slightly better. The animation is smooth and there are no mistakes in the flash. As of the song, I only can guess its a song used by the Red Army as a propaganda to persuade the Wehrmacht to surrender during the invasion of the Soviet Union. I wish to see more works from you.

Kenzu responds:

Thank you! I will definitely draw more movies!

[Hallow-Wiener]

Nice surprising ending

The ending was shocking and reminds me of the Bowl of Soup ending. I feel that the flash is nice, rude and shocking but somehow when the flash comes to the boys' parents part, it became somewhat soft. Still, it was a great shock flash and I think you can be a Shock-Flash artist. Maybe a Shock-Flash collection for your works?

And for the record, I rather have the PUSSY-Cat than the DICK-tective.

=D